My latest art exhibit, with which I express my desire to infuriate leftists:
anti-gunners, tree-huggers and global warming suckers –
I cut down a tree with a gun, and then burned it.
File that under Right of Free Speech, and Right to Bear Arms.
Why would this seem far fetched? After all, I’m only adhering to Plank #22 and #23 of the American Communist Party Manifesto.