Archive for July, 2011
» Awarded $20,000 of Other People’s Money for Being Muslim Advice for the unemployed: always wear a hijab to job interviews. If you don’t get hired, so much the better — then you get money for nothing. For guys this is likely to be even more lucrative, since a cross-dressing Muslim would be double-esteemed by […]
Posted: July 28th, 2011 under Uncategorized.
Well! Happy Humpy Day! Wednesday. Tis now a full week without internet at the Bubbarosa. Which means, of course, the 12th Techimam didn’t appear yesterday either. As I told you, I left the cover off my well yesterday morning hoping that would make it easier for the Techimam to arise and re-caliphate my satellite dish […]
Posted: July 27th, 2011 under Uncategorized.
Howdy again, from the parking lot of the Super 8 motel! Still no internet at the Bubbarosa, the 12th Techimam did not appear yesterday to re-caliphate the satellite dish. I pulled the cover off the well this morning, ya know, just in case …. I’ve heard quite a many descriptions of the current debt ceiling […]
Posted: July 26th, 2011 under Uncategorized.