It’s a joke, son. A joke I say.

May 10, 2012

A black man, a white man, a communist, a muslim and an illegal alien walks into a bar. The bartender says “How may I serve you, Mr. President?” Update: Mr President – How about a “Flaming-Screw-Against-The-Wall”? Bartender – Is that a marriage proposal, big boy?

and I quote … November 18, 2011

November 18, 2011

The Commies are coming! The Commies are coming!                ~~ Conservative Patriots: 1963-2008 We’re Here! We’re Here!                ~~ The Commies : NOW

and I Quote … (January 29, 2011)

January 29, 2011

Honestly, I could carve a better man than Obama out of a banana. ~~ P. Henry Saddleburr

and I Quote … (November 6, 2010)

November 6, 2010

The 111th Congress will go down in history as the worst, most irresponsible group of fiscal degenerates in all of American history. And you can quote me on that. ~~ Doug Ross

and I Quote … (October 16, 2010)

October 16, 2010

Usually when you’re talking about wave elections, you compare it to some massive natural disaster. It’s a landslide. It’s a tsunami. It’s a political earthquake. We’re now in the territory where we need some new terms. Perhaps we can call it ‘Political Climate Change.’ “Mass Extinction Event” seems to cover it. For a lot of [...]

and I Quote: All That and More

October 14, 2010

Doug Ross at presented an open letter to Dhimmicrats. I wish I’d said it. So, I’ll just repeat it. Dear Democrats, I don’t think you have any idea how angry we are. So you would institute an authoritarian bureaucracy like the one our founders despised and revolted against? You would completely disregard public opinion? [...]

and I Quote … (September 20, 2010)

September 20, 2010

This “unelectable” business always struck me as particularly annoying, given the somewhat less than stellar record of polls and prognosticators in picking election winners — particularly in as volatile and unpredictable an era as the one we’re smack in the middle of now. If miserable, rigid-ideologue hacks like Barney Frank and Nancy Pelosi, out and [...]

and I Quote … (September 16, 2010)

September 16, 2010

I’ve always considered the beliefs of acolytes of the religious faith of Climate Change (formerly Global Warming, formerly Global Cooling, formerly “the weather”) to be the height of arrogance, indulged in mainly by presumptuous buffoons who aren’t nearly as important in the grand scheme of things as they like to think they are. ~~ Mike [...]

and I Quote … (September 13, 2010)

September 13, 2010

Americans don’t talk about Obama like a dog. Unlike Indonesians or his Kenyan Muslim forefathers, Americans actually like dogs. ~~ Daniel Greenfield : Sultan Knish

and I Quote … (August 4, 2010)

August 4, 2010

“Each State, in ratifying the Constitution, is considered as a sovereign body, independent of all others, and only to be bound by its own voluntary act. In this relation, then, the new Constitution will, if established, be a FEDERAL, and not a NATIONAL constitution.” ~~ James Madison